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»AT, APRIL 7, 1921 THE TILLAMOOK HERE FROGS ARE CHICKENS PUT ONE OVER ON BUTCHER 1 GOOD-NATURED AND PATIENT Tariff Laws of ths Unitsd States Say Incident Proves That Art of Shopping They Are Same and Alike "In Has Not Been Altogether Three Counts." Thrown in Discard. English Visitor Pays Tributs to Vir tuos He Noted as Distinguishing American People. To one not versed In tariff law, or familiar with the devious and tortu- >u9 channe>s of reasoning followed inly by customs legal luminaries, some >f the decisions at first appear to be ■ather odd. Frogs have become chick- ms for tariff purposes, venison has men held to be beef and live snails lave soberly been decided to be nonenu- nerated unmanufactured articles, re narks the San Francisco Chronicle. Reason begins to totter on its throne m>l completely tumbles off when one earns that a firebrick weighing under lve pounds Is a firebrick weighing over Ire pounds. Reason, however, can pick ip its scepter und climb back to its msy chair witli a sigh of relief after wailing a wonderful paragraph In the aw known as the similitude clause, f an article Is not provided for, either iy name or material, and has one of our characteristics of an article that s provided for, it takes the same rate rf duty. If the homeless article re- enibles any other article either In naterlal, quality, texture or In use o which it may be applied It becomes hat article for tariff purposes- Frog neat Is similar to the white meat of hlcken in three counts, venison scores in one for the reason that both ven- son and beef are eaten and firebricks weighing under five pounds are used a exactly the same manner as those reighing over five pounds. A dignified-looking woman stepped up to a showcase in tlie meat market. and after she had bought Several pieces of meat, she asked: “Have you any shinbone that I could use for soup stock?” “Just the thing," responded the obliging clerk as he took up a long shinbone and knuckle and balanced it on his left hand. “What is it worth?" asked the woman. “Just a half-dollar,” said he. "It is such a larg»- piece, would you mind cutting it at the Joint?" “Sure, I will,” he replied. After cutting off the large knuckle he again balanced the long, slim shin bone on his hand and said: “You may have this for 40 cents.” The woman looked at tlie piece for a moment, then at the knuckle and said: “Is that piece you cut off worth only 10 cents?” The clerk hesitatingly replied: “Yes, madam.” “All right.” said the woman. “I’ll take that knuckle.” The clerk waited a moment, looked at the woman, then actually laughed aloud, But he was game and will lngly wrapped up .the 10-cent soup boue. RELAND UNDER ALIEN RULE American Soldier in Parie Had Made a Small Mistake in Copying the Street Name. A while ago I published a little book on a tour I made In America dur ing war time. I dedicated it “To the kindest people tn the world." and 1 put the dedication tn Latin to spare their blushes. Should I write another work of the same kind, I think I should dedicate It “To the most good- natured, tolerant and patieut people in the world,” writes Sir Arthur E. Shipley in the Outlook. Although as the election grew fm- mineut interest In It became keen and discussion eager, still 1 only once heard an acute disagreement between the supporters of the rival candidates, and this was between a husband and wife. It seemed based upon a funda mental difference of opinion on that most innocuous and unexciting fluid, milk. As a rule the discussions were most amicable, and usually finished up, aft er the method of Lincoln, in a joke or a story. Their toleration equals their good humor. They bear patiently every variety of religious dogma; these are almost as numerous in the United States as are patent medicines. They quietly endure and ignore the most infernal noises. Owing to the enormous distances one has to trav erse in the states, one spends a con siderable part of one’s time on the train and It is this reason which pos sibly accounts for the fact that Ameri cans persist In talking on the cars. Mr. Lucas has recently reminded us that Carlyle bequeathed certain books to Harvard university because of his esteem and regard for the American people—“particularly the more silent part of them.” The latter exist not only In the imagination of the Chelsea piyiosopher. They are perhaps not very numerous, still they exist NO WONDER THEY LAUGHED ’ower of the Danes Broken by Brian Boru in 1014—Normans Becams During the war, while I was on Amalgamated. leave of absence in Paris, relates a re turned soldier, I decided to take a About 800 A. D., the pagan hosts walk alone. I thought It advisable to f the Northmen and Danes fell on copy down the name of the street in reland with fierce destruction. After which I was staying, so I wrote down century of destruction, Irish kings some words printed on the sidewalk. >d their people in a succession of When I was ready to return I found rars, for the deliverance of their that I could not locate the street Duntry, and Brian Borama, or Brian where my hotel was, so I approached lore (926-1014), king of Munster, by a woman, showed her what I had writ is great victory in the battle of Cion- ten In my book, and tried to learn irf. on April 23, 1014, finally broke the from her where the place was. She ower of the Danes In Ireland. In laughed and said something in French, 171 Ireland was Invaded by the Nor- which, of course, I did not under lans from England, tn the time of stand, and passed on. A number of ¡enry II, and Its conquest began. “In times I did tlie same tbiug, and every reland,” to quote the words of Prof, one I stopped laughed, and passed on dward A. Freeman (1823-1892) "the until a man said in English, “What is orman was more purely a conqueror It you want?” lan anywhere else, but in Ireland his Delighted to find that I had discov ower of adaptation caused him to ered one person who spoke English, I Ink In a way In which he sank no- snid, “That Is the name of the street here else. While some of the Nor- where I am staying, and I am lost. lan settlers In Ireland went to swell Will you please direct me?” le mass of the English of the Pale, “You haven’t written down a street :hers threw In their lot with the name,” said the man, ‘‘but ‘post DO ttlve Irish, and became. In the well- bills.’ ” town saying, “more Irish than the ish themselves.”—Detroit News. Skidding Is Overcome. Attention Is calleu In a circular re- Religion of Good Citizenship. “In China there existed in the past port from Sydney, Australia, to a new id there are evidences that it Is com- Invention of a front-drive vehicle g to life again, the religion of good which entirely prevents skidding. A tizenshlp,” says a writer In Asia test over 16,000 miles of rough road agazlne. "That Is to say, the Chi- has been made, it Is claimed, with no ffle theory Is that a man does not signs of wear. The front wheels are ie«l to feel the need of physical force pivoted in the center, which enables protect himself; he has seldom the the steering of the car with much led even to call In and use the physl- greater ease than in the rear-wheel- il force of the policeman—of the state driven machine. The device is now ■to protect him. A man in China Is attached to an old worn British car ipposed to be protected by the sense which, prior to the attachment of the ' justice of his neighbor; he is pro device, weighed 32 cwt., with a speed ofed by the readiness of his fellow- of thirty-eight miles an hour traveling en to obey the sense of moral obllga- fifteen miles on one gallon of gasoline. Jn. The ideal of Chinese civilization, After alteration and application of the erefore, Is that a man can not feel front drive device, the car weighs 35 e need of using physical fpree to cwt., has a speed of forty-five miles otect himself beenuse he Is sure that an hour and will go seventeen and one- ?ht and justice Is recognized by all half miles on a single gallon of gaso s neighbors as a force higher than line. lysical force, and that moral obliga Tuberculosis In Francs. >n as recognized by everybody te That of 368 antitnberculosis dls- mething that must be obeyed.” pensarles in France only ten per cent are situated in Paris was hailed as a Ground Must Be Hollow. “happy omen” at the second interna In Lassen county, California, Is a tional conference. Only a few organ ot called Dry lake, which is in realf- izations were actively engaged in anti almost an arid plain, with some tuberculosis work in France before kail scattered here and there over the war. Today, largely through the and Its area is two and a half by activity of the Rockefeller Founda ur miles. On one side are the Pit tion, In addition to the dispensaries ver mountains and on another are mentioned, there are 10,000 sanitarium r pine woods, while to the west are beds for tuberculous patients; many e famous lava beds, In which the hospitals have provided isolation Ilans hid during that last great Cal- wards; the boarding out of anaemic 'rnla struggle with the savages. A children In rural homes has been or ndlng road leads up from the val- ganized on a large scale, and there is t below Into the curious basin. national co-operation of all the agen If a horse walks on this road any- cies concerned. lere. even two or three miles out- le the border of the Dry lake, he British Soldiers and New Roads. o be heard for many mtles up In the Some seven and a half million dol :erfor. The ground all about there lars' worth of new road construction ids forth a hollow sound. Iteverbera- has been taken in hand by various ns can be heard everywhere. A foot- British cities to provide work for the 1 may be heard like a sound in a unemployed. According to a report of ■at cavern. the British Information service of the Bankers' Trust company, the ministry of transportation contributes one-half God’s Best Medicine. "Mirth Is God's medicine,” says a of the cost—probably out of funds ac ed writer. “Everybody ought to cumulated for that purpose for tuany he In it Grim care, moroseness, years b.v the development commission dety, all the rust of life, ought to —and lends to the municipalities the scoured off by the oil of mirth. It other half for five years, repayable in better than emery. Every man annual Installments. Ex-service men, fht to rub himself with It A man after due registration at a labor ex- hout mirth Is like a wagon without change, receive preference among ap- Ings, but a man who laughs and pllcant«. ses others to laugh, even though the Unquestioning Admirer. s are dark and the causes for laugh- -Are you an admirer of Jeffersor.lan are few. Is like a chariot with Ings in which one may ride over the simplicity?” “I am,” replied Senator Sorghum. gh roads and feel nothing but a 'I don't know erectly what It Is, but tsant motion." I admire anything that can command <o much public approval and political Th« Modal. nfluence.” I don't understand,” said Mrs. Mui- k “I remember very well that yon Calumny In the Calendar. d to point out your Dick as a “Do you regard Friday as an OD- Jel husband. Yet now you contend icky day?" t be Is lazy." “Most assuredly any day with such Well," said Mrs. Boggs, “he's • bsd reputation is unlucky, whether lei right enough—only be isn’t a -t deserve« it or not.” king model.” T i MEAT UNDER PERPETUAL BAN Residents and Visitors on Island of Valamo, Finland, Must Obey Law Centuries Old. Every day Is fish day on the little Island of Valamo, Finland, 12 squares miles In area. Almost ten centuries ago monks of the Greek Catholic church embarked on Lake Ladoga to find a new home and landed on Vala mo. A fine old monastery they built and framed a law that from that day on no meat should ever be eaten on the Island. Recently several members of the American Red Cross stationed at the Russian refugee camp at Viborg, made a journey to the Island and were entertained at lunch In the monas tery built to replace the one destroyed In 1754. The old law is still observed by the 450 monks uow living there. From the day they arrive on the Island to the day they leave or die no meat Is eaten by them. Husky, strong and living to a good old age, this lack of meat as food is not ap parent In their build. For lunch the Americans had fish In several forms, fried, baked and In soup, but always fish. Hunting Is barred, trapping Is ta boo, so that temptation in the shape of meat may never come. Smoking also is banned. I i HEADLIGHT No Aerial Mail for Chinese. - While Chang Tso Lin, who today dominates the north of China, was wondering just what he would do with six airplanes which he ordered from England the question of the disposal of three of them was settled for him. He was undecided whether to uso them for military purposes or for the establishment of a mall service, In ac cordance with the terms of the con tract. While debating the question he ordered three to be sent to Mukden, for possible postal use, and the re mainder to Paotingfu for military pur poses. Those shipped to Mukden were loaded on flat cars and started on their wav. Some dlstnnce from Tient sin they humped a rnllroad bridge ¡»nd Executor’s Notice To Creditors were not only smashed but also put Notice is hereby given that the the bridge out of commission. So It looks as though those who expected County Court of the State of Oregon, to get their mall via the air route are for the County of Tillamook, has ap doomed to disappointment. pointed Guy Ray executor of the Last Will and Testament and estate of Thrill Not on Program. President Obregon of Mexico has John S. Campbell, deceased, and any given his sanction to bull fighting by and all persons having claims against appearing one Sunday afternoon when said estate, are hereby required to Rodolfo Gaona and Ernesto Pnstor present such claims, together with fought jointly. He occupied a ring proper vouchers, to said executor at side seat. When Pastor, playing the Box 141, Corvallis, Oregon, within last bull, made what appeared to be a six months from the date hereof. death thrust, the President arose to Dated March 31, A.D.. 1921. leave and the band Immediately GUY RAY, executor of the Last struck up the national anthem. The bull, however, was not dead and start Will and Testament of John S. Camp ed to charge. At the sound of the an bell, deceased. 331t5 them he stopped In his tracks, lowered his head, and with Pastor standing nt To The Tax Payers of Tillamook rigid attention not three feet from the bull's horns, the hymn was completed. County A second later the bull tumbled over I wish to call your attention to the dead. Veteran fightgoers asserted the fact that all taxes remaining unpaid spectacle was the strangest ever seen in the Mexico City arena.—Brooklyn after April Sth, are subject to an In terest charge of one per cent p>-r Eagle. month on the first half. One half <>t Then All Was Quiet. taxes may be paid prior to the above Junior has reached the age of ’ In date and the remaining half let go qulsltivqness. With grandma, he ’ wa« until October Sth without any addi making a social call. He noticed that tional interest charged. Kindly gov the piano was not In the Mme posi tion as the one at home, that the dav ern yourselves accordingly. JOHN ASCHIM, Sheriff enport was different, and that the 3-31tl library table wag of another design snd called attention to the facta In NOTICE OF GUARDIAN'S 8ALE tones that all heard. Notice is hereby given that th* un “Grandma,” he said, finally, ‘‘haven't dereigned. guardian of the person e they got any more chairs?" and estate« of George Ludtke and “Why of course they have. Now Ivan Ludtke, Minors, In pursuance keep quiet." “Well, why Is that man sitting on | of an order made by the County Court of Tillamook County.«Oregon, the piano stool then?" ' authorizing and licensing him to do «o, »tail from and after thee 28th day of March. 1921, proved to sell at private sale the following described real estate, situate In Tillamook County. Oregon, to-wlt: Lots 1 and 2. In Block 9 of Mohler, recording toe the recorded plat will receive careful, accurate attention if entrusted to PAGE SEVE1T Tillamook City, Oregon STREETS ONLY BY COURTESY ueys-at-law, Dated this February 21st, 1921. H. V. ALLEY, Roadways in European Cities Unpaved Guardian of the Persons and and Filthy Up to Comparatively Estates of George Ludtke and Few Years Ago. Ivan Ludtke, Minors. 2-24-15 The oldest pavement of which there is auy record In modern cities is that of Cordova. Spain, which was paved Notice of Execution Sale with stones by the Moors In the mid Notice Is hereby given, that undei die of the ninth century. Modern and by virtue of an execution and travelers think the original pavemeut order of sale issued out of the Cir caunot have been replaced, It Is so bad. The Moors also caused water cuit Court of the State of Oregon for to be conveyed to the city in leaden Tillamook Count, State of Oregon, on the Sth day of March, 1921, A. pipes. Paris was the next city to pave Its D., and to me directed, upon a judg streets; but this civic betterment did ment rendered by said Circuit not take place until the year 1184, on Court for said County on the 7th day which occasion an historian says, “the of February, 1921, in a suit where name of the city was changed from and Lutetla, which it had been previous in W. C. Logan was plaintiff ly called on account of its filthiness.” Thomas W. Ross, Kina Rosa, his Those old streets must have been wife, and Carl Armstrong, were de very bad indeed, as it was the general fendants, commanding me to make practice of the citizens to keep swine, sale ot the following described real which roamed at large and wallowed estate in Tillamook County, State of in the mire of the public ways. The streets of London were unpaved Oregon, to wit: The North East Quar Thirty-1 In the eleventh century, and It is un ter (N. B. H) of Section certain Just when the work did begin. one (31) in Township Two (2) Holborn was not paved until 1417. South of Range Ten (10) West of I though it wus frequently Impassable the Willamette Meridan, to satisfy J from the depth of its mud. a judgment in favor of the said Berlin allowed Its streets to go with defendant out even a clearing or cleaning until plaintiff and against the the Thomas W. Ross for sum of the middle of the seventeenth century, and until 1861 It was a popular prac >2294.97, with interest on >1235.00 18th, tice to place pig pens immediately of said amount from Octobqp beneath the front windows of the 11910, at the rats ot 8 per cent per I bouses. I annum to the date of decree; with Every kind of filth and dirt was sum interest on >570.97 of said thrown into the streets of Warsaw up to the comparatively recent year of front March 27th, 1916, at the rate {of 8 per cent per annum to date of 1823.—Stray Stories. decree; and like interest on >57.00 from March 23rd, 1918, to date of HOLDS PROPERTY IN TRUST decree and like interest on 161.00 Man Enjoying What la Known as from April 2nd, 1919, to date of de Usufruct Has Benefits and Re leree and like interest on 365.00 sponsibilities Under Law. from March 18th, 1920, to the date of decree, together with the coats Our word usufruct Is derived from two Latin words usus, use, and fruc- and disbursements of suit taxed at tus, fruit. The Latins combined thetn >20.50 and the coats of and upon Into usufructus, the equivalent of our said writ of execution; I will on Sat word usufruct, which is a term of urday the 30th day of April, 1921, iaw, especially of the Roman law and A. D., at the hour of 2 o’clock P. M. of those systems based on Roman law. at ths front door ot the County Usufruct is the right of enjoying things belonging to another, and of Court house of Tillamook County, drawing from them all the profit and Oregon, in the City of Tillamook, advantage they will produce without 'sell at public aution to the highest destroying or wasting their substance. bidder for cash the said real es- One title of the civil code of the tate above described to satisfy the province of Quebec deals with usu amounts due upon said judgment fruct. This right may be established by law or by the will of man. A sim and decree as above stated with in- ple example would be this: A person I tereet from the date of the judg- wills the ownership of a farm to a ! ment and decree to date of sale at son, but the usufruct to a brother for 8 per cent per annum and the costs his lifetime. The brother enters at of making said sale. once upon the enjoyment of his usu Dated this 10th day of March. fruct and Is called the usufructuary. 1921, A. D. He cultivates the farm and takes the JOHN ASCHIM, revenue, subject to the obligation of Sheriff of Tilainook County, Oregon making ordinary repairs. He must use the property as a prudent, Indus [ 3-10-t5 — trious man would do, without impair i ing the capital. The usufruct of Notice of Hearing of Administrator’s stocks would consist of the enjoyment Final Account of the dividends, or of a sum of money Notice is hereby given that the un the usufruct would consist of the in terest earned thereon.—Montreal Her dersigned has filed his Final Account ald. la «fRy as Administrator of the Estate of Frank M. Wakeley, Deceased.in the Lettuce and Conversation. County Court of the State of Oregon, Lettuce to me is a most interesting or Tillamook County, and that satfl study. It Is like conversation; It must be fresh and crisp, so sparkling that Court has appointed Saturday, the you scarcely notice the bitter In it. Like 6th day of April, 1921, at 10 o'olook most talkers lettuce Is apt to run rap A. M., at the courtroom of said Court idly to seed. Blessed Is that kind that in Tillamook City, Oregon, as the comes to a head, and so remains, like a lme and place for hearing said ae few people I know, growing more satis on nt and the closing of said estate, factory and at the same time whiter In the center and more crisp. Lettuce, nd any and all persons having ob- like conversation, requires a good deni eslions to the raid account are re of oil, to avoid friction, and keep the nt red to appear at said tim« and company smooth; a pinch of salt, a place and present th« said objections dash of pepper, a bit of mustard and f any, So th« Final Aecouat and Ute vinegar, but so mixed there will be no closing of ■aid estate. A sharp contrasts. I feel that I ain with the best society Dated Marek 17. 1921. when I am with lettuce. It Is In the H. V. Alley, Administrator of th« Es- «elect circle of vegetables.—Charles tate of Frank M. Wakely, Deceascd. Dudley Warner. 3-17t5 I I • I : KOCH, Druggist Prices On Lumber Are Down Why not let me show yon plans and give you es timates on the New Home which you expect to build this year. Why wait any longer. My prices are right and satisfaction guaranteed. FRANK H. MATTHEWS Contractor and Builder Shop injrear of 109 Second St. Mutual phone. CITY TRANSFER Steam Heated Storage Room Local and long distance hauling 1.0.0. F. BUILDING A. E. WALLACE Bell«7J Mutual Phone CLAUDE I. MYERS, PAINTING AND PAPER HANGING.* S S ¡0 pl S So 1102 E 2nd St. TILLAMOOK - - OREGON MUTUAL PHONE r CASCARA E> QUININE FOR AND Colds, Coughs ’QM» * Grippe Neglected Colds are Dangerous Take no chances. Keep thia standard remedy handy for the first sneese. Bracks up a cold in 24 hours — Relieves Grippe in 3 days—Excellent for Headache Quinine in this form does not affect the bead—Caacara la beat Tonic Laxative—No Opiate in Hill’s. 'ALL DRUGGISTS SELL IT 4 Silver Wave Chapter No. 18 0. E. S. Stated communications first and third Thursdays of each month in Masonic Hall. Visitors welcome. LEIJA D. DOTY. See. Marathon Lodge No. 93, Knights of Pythias LAMB-SCHRADER CO 3C jjL Regular meeting Mott- day evening sharp. By order ¿Sgi'WgS 'he ObanceHor Cooi- mander. John C. CarreH, C. C. W R. C. II7U A T IS the Wil Al PIECE Orialth Relief C«rps. Ne. 54 Dept of Oregon, meets os first and third Friday evenlnge of «ach month. at I p at., in th« W. O. W. hall. Visitors welcome . Minnie Johnson, President Bilzabeth Conover, Secy _______ i _______________ IN .Meets on second and fourWi Saturdays of each month at 1:30 p. tn. in W. O. W. hall. Visitors welcome. The Great Majestic “The Range With a Reputation H. W. Spear, Com’dr. Samuel Bowes, Adjt. ALEX McNAIR & COMPANY Johnson Chapter No. 24 1. A M Stated convocations every rat and third Fridays. Visitors welcome. I. E. Keldson, Sec. most important OF FURNITURE YOUR HOME? HOW LONG COULD YOU GET ALONG WITH OUT A COOK STOVE? WE HAVE THE BEST LINE OF RANGES IN TILLAMOOK CITY. K Coriath Pwt, No. M. Deist, of Oregon 4 Tillamook Lodge No. 57, A.F. & A M. E B & I Í 0 I a Transfer Wood Stated Communication sec ond Wednesday In each month. Visiting Brethern wecome. Harvcp Ebtnger, Sec'/. TRANS if to the ofttee of Botts * Winslow, attor- on your child's delicate, sensi tive skin. Our talcum powder meets this special need. It con tains just the right ingredients in the proper proportions to benifit the youthful epidermis Try a can to-day. Lodge Directory t Fi T he H eadlight USE GOOD TALCUM Tuesday 7 30 P m. Rebekak, Wednesday event« Camp 2-4, Thuriday TLOrwec1’ Transferee Liberty Temple.